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Let’s go to party!
Jul 31, 2014 / 1,785 notes
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my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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Jul 31, 2014 / 448,346 notes


when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it



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Jul 31, 2014 / 384,903 notes
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Jul 31, 2014 / 769 notes

Just a reminder…



It costs $0.00 to be a nice person, so stop acting like you can’t afford a good attitude.

This is great

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My sister walked into this bar
Jul 31, 2014 / 565 notes


My sister walked into this bar

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Jul 31, 2014 / 5,332 notes

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Jul 31, 2014 / 109,639 notes
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i stopped caring when i was like 3

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